(YAWN!) (STRETCH) (CRACK!)

Anyway what was I talking about? Sorry I've been gone so long. I was out for a while. My last journal was May 10th, 05. Well funny thing happened May 11th, I was skipping along and I saw a small kitten in the bushes so I went over to pick it up and as I stepped into the bushes I fell into a hole and I fell forever... untill I hit the ground below. I got up and dusted my self off and looked around me I was in a room covered all in burgundy velvet or maroon, I can never tell the diffence. There was old antique furnitature all around and out of a small cabinet walked out Gary Coleman! of all people. And I said "Hi Gary... Where am I?!" Gary retorted "you are with us", me "Us? where are the others, who are they", Gary "Us are We, and We are all around", "Whatchu Talkin' about, Gary!?", "Don't do that", "Sorry, but I still don't what the Hell you're talking about!", "Please don't or curse, we don't like it" as soon as he said that there was this noise that sounded like animals screaming and screeching, and appeering out of nowhere were creatures some I've seen and some monstrous creatures, like an animal with the head of an Ostrich and the body of a horse. and the sound got so loud I couldn't stand it felt like it was killing me, "GARY! HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE!", Gary "uoy dniheb niart eht", me "WHAT!?", "THE TRAIN BEHIND YOU!" and I turned around and there was a gigantoid green freight floating on a river of rum, so I lept on and floated away while the Beatle's "Tomorrow Never Knows" Played as I drifted into the city of lights... to find out it was Detroit, and when I got home I had a small case of amnesia and when I snapped out of it on December 24th, I had to celebrate Christmas, I like presents and New Years!
Thats what I've been up to, now tell me what you've been doing for the last year?

C Ya
Be Merry!
Joe Hobeaux